Unnamed sources within the White house have confirmed that President Trump has decided to end Iran, to cancel it as a country, through the simple act of parcelling out parts of the country to its neighbors.
For instance, one neighbor, Qatar, might be given a portion of Iran, that portion which has the Straits of Hormuz within it. The only proviso is that Qatar must keep the straits open. For this ‘present’ Qatar can keep all the oil in that section, as long as they pay a small perentage to the United States.
Or Iraq might be deeded a section of Iranthat contains oil fields. Again, the only proviso is that Iraq keep the oil flowing at a reasonable price, and pay a small fee to the United States.
The United States is justified in asking fees, for it has provided the service of its military in ending the Islamic regime that has supported terrorist for nearly 50 years.
Iran, of course, objects to Trump’s plan. ‘It’s our oil!” claim certain religious figures. ‘We can do what we want with it! So what if a few infidels are faced with the choice of conversion or death! This is Allah’s will!’
While Republicans in congress support the President’s plan, many Democrats oppose it. Senator, Futzbag, of the state of Maine, has stated: ‘The world needs more God fearing states, not less! Open the borders, I say. Let the Muslims in. Give them votes! Heck, give them two votes, and let’s straighten our country out!’
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